NOW THAT'S A MAN'S FRU FRU PUFF!

My good pal Steve is kinda girlie. He wears girl jeans, loves girlie shows like Top Chef* and uses all sorts of girlie bathroom products like Neutrogena and Nivea. To that end, when ordinary bar soap became passe’ about 6 or 8 years ago Steve made the big body wash jump in huge and awesome way. That’s right folks, he bought a FRU FRU PUFF. You know, one of these things:



Now, any self-respecting man would not be caught dead (in the shower) with one of these things, but how the fuck else are we supposed to wash our MANLY MAN parts? A wash cloth? GROSS. A sponge? WEIRD. Friends, the feminine conspiracy that controls our country’s bath products industry has given us no masculine alternative to the Fru Fru Puff… UNTIL NOW. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the AXE DETAILER:


Leave it to those Marketing wizzes at Axe to de-Fru Fru the Puff and make it all gristly and testosterone-y so that I can clean my bits and pieces and without fear of emasculation.

Dudes, if you’d sooner wash your balls with a handful of nuts and bolts or something resembling a goddamn monster truck tire than one of those pansy fluorescent things, get your AXE DETAILER right here while supplies last.

*More about this soon, just you wait.

Great Scott Indeed! (or Why You shouldn't buy Nike products)

We here at D/B are Back to the Future fanatics and as such, we can't allow ourselves to sit idly by as Nike shits upon Marty McFly's (future) legacy. To release our hero's sweet-ass-kicks 7 years prematurely and omit their most essential feature, the super-duper auto-laces, is unacceptable.

It is for that reason that D/B is hereby advocating a ban on all Nike products. We may have forgiven them for their sweat-shoppy ways, but to disparage a cultural touchstone like Back to the Future II is simply inhuman.