We here at D/B are Back to the Future fanatics and as such, we can't allow ourselves to sit idly by as Nike shits upon Marty McFly's (future) legacy. To release our hero's sweet-ass-kicks 7 years prematurely and omit their most essential feature, the super-duper auto-laces, is unacceptable.
It is for that reason that D/B is hereby advocating a ban on all Nike products. We may have forgiven them for their sweat-shoppy ways, but to disparage a cultural touchstone like Back to the Future II is simply inhuman.
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