Ultimate Corporate Tchotchkie Quest, Part 2

Well, the higher ups vetoed the Switchblade Comb (see it in all it's awesomeness below) .. something about not wanting to associate our product with a killing device, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

So I racked my brain and came up with what I now, truly and actually believe is the ultimate corporate tchotchkie. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Flp* Clip:



*Luckily I work for a company whose name rhymes with "clip"... otherwise it wouldn't work as well. I mean... VMware Clip? Nope, just not the same.