STRIKE THAT! THE NEW D/B WILL NOT COME TODAY, BUT RATHER IN 2 WEEK'S TIME. UNTIL THEN, WE SHALL PRESS ON JUST AS WE HAVE, WILLY NILLY

That's right reader, or readers, if there are, in fact, more than 1 of you... we've pushed out the official launch of this here blog a mere 2 two-weeks so we can spend a wee bit more time getting our shit together.

Until then, we will continue with the hodge podge, we will press-on with the horribly inconsistent tagging and formatting, and we will allow the reds and blacks and whites to slurp up their final monochromatic electrons like the drunken sub-atomic heathens they truly are

For once the new D/B has arrived, we wil all be awash in the splendor of regular content updates, a kick-ass, built-from scratch Blogger template, and the most dependably unpredictable content since Pat Sajak's now sadly defunct mind-fuck of a blog, Sajak Says.

Either way you should probably just go ahead and subscribe right now so you don't miss any of it mmmkay?